Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.
Singular: One mango
Plural: Two menwent
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.
What's the manliest fruit to eat?
Mango.
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
How far can a mango,
If he's got a license but doesn't avocado ?
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
“Mango!”
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?
It’s called Mango Unchained.
What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
Man-go away!
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
I planted it.
My wife started a tropical diet
There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”