Do perfumes expire?
In essence, they do.
What must a witty perfume have?
Scents of humor.
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
What's it called when a perfume climbs up the stairs?
Ascent.
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes.
It doesn’t make any scents.
Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
I think it's becoming scentient.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
What do you call it when a doctor puts a camera inside of a bottle of perfume?
A cologne-oscopy.
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances.
They said it smells like Foul Play.
The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like perfume. I wondered aloud if they scent it.
Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.