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hedgehog Jokes

hedgehog Jokes and more.
Animal Pick Up Lines
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Spine Puns
Two spines are running up the hill as a hedgehog passes by them
Then one spine turns and says to the other “we missed the bus!!”
One Liners for Kids
What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George? 2 Fast 2 Curious
Hug Puns
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
Giraffe Puns
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush.