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Quotes
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
Appliance Puns
My blender is a bit forgetfull. It keep breaking the ice with me.
What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
You get a hand shake.
What happens if you put an iPhone in a blender?
You get apple juice.
What do you get if you put kisses in a blender?
A Smoochie.
One blender turns to the one next to it and says "You're looking exceptionally good today!"
So the other replies, "You're such a smoothie talker"
Got my new blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
What did the blender say to his crush?
"I have mixed feelings about you, but we might blend together perfectly."
Funny Parenting Quotes
“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.” - Jerry Seinfeld
“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.”

- Jerry Seinfeld.
One Liners and Short Jokes
A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have?
Schizophrenia
Crocodile Puns
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.