My blender is a bit forgetfull. It keep breaking the ice with me.
What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
You get a hand shake.
What happens if you put an iPhone in a blender?
You get apple juice.
What do you get if you put kisses in a blender?
A Smoochie.
One blender turns to the one next to it and says "You're looking exceptionally good today!"
So the other replies, "You're such a smoothie talker"
Got my new blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
What did the blender say to his crush?
"I have mixed feelings about you, but we might blend together perfectly."