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apa itu punctuation Jokes

apa itu punctuation Jokes and more.
Keyboard Puns
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Correct punctuation: the difference between a sentence that’s well-written and a sentence that’s, well, written.
Please Choose Your Password
Today I opened a new email account, I always use the same password: "cabbage". It's easy to remember. But it seems the computer had other plans... Please enter your new password: "cabbage" Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. "boiled cabbage" Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. "1 boiled cabbage" Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. "50bloodyboiledcabbages" Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. "50BLOODYboiledcabbages" Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. "50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArse,IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessnow” Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. “ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYouDontGiveMeAccessnow” Sorry, that password is already in use!
Writing Puns
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Language Pick Up Lines
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.