Mole Puns

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Mole Puns

What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
Mole-tiple choice
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
It's mole-itically incorrect.
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Water-mole-ns
Why was there only one Avogadro?
When they made him, they broke the moled.
What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
Marsh-mole-ows
How would you describe a stinky chemist?
Mole-odorous
What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
Mole-tiplication
What are mammoles?
Four-legged ani-moles
How rich is Avogadro?
He's a multi-mole-ionaire.
What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
Mole-onucleosis
What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
One of his mole-ars
What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A bunch of mole-asses