What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A bunch of mole-asses
What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
Mole-onucleosis
Why was there only one Avogadro?
When they made him, they broke the moled.
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
Marsh-mole-ows
Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
One of his mole-ars
How rich is Avogadro?
He's a multi-mole-ionaire.
What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
Mole-tiple choice
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Water-mole-ns
How would you describe a stinky chemist?
Mole-odorous
What are mammoles?
Four-legged ani-moles
What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
It's mole-itically incorrect.
Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
Mole-tiplication