Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Four Eggs
Four Eggs who
Four Eggs ample!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
interrupting doctor.
interr…
You've got cancer.
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can Of Worms!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can I worm my way in to your house!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Glow!
Glow who?
Glow worm!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greece!
Greece who?
Are Greece and oil the same thing?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.