Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greece!
Greece who?
Are Greece and oil the same thing?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
Knock Knock
Who's there
Four Eggs
Four Eggs who
Four Eggs ample!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Italy!
Italy who?
Italy all over in the morning.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water!
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can Of Worms!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
interrupting doctor.
interr…
You've got cancer.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.