Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Comb
Comb who?
Comb on down and I'll tell you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can I worm my way in to your house!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can Of Worms!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester silly old man!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Co…
You should say "Control freak who" now.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!