Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can I worm my way in to your house!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lee
Lee who?
Lee me alone - I've got a headache!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Worm!
Worm who?
Worm to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Glow!
Glow who?
Glow worm!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Want.
Want who?
Want, who ... three, four, five!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock - oops i did it again.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester silly old man!
Knock Knock Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I'll tell you!