Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Four Eggs
Four Eggs who
Four Eggs ample!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Glow!
Glow who?
Glow worm!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Comb
Comb who?
Comb on down and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can I worm my way in to your house!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.