Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester silly old man!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Co…
You should say "Control freak who" now.
Knock Knock
Who's there
Four Eggs
Four Eggs who
Four Eggs ample!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Worm!
Worm who?
Worm to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water!
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — hand over the cash!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lee
Lee who?
Lee me alone - I've got a headache!
Knock Knock Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can I worm my way in to your house!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Italy!
Italy who?
Italy all over in the morning.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!