I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.