My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".