What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
V
V
Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!