Keyboard Puns

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Keyboard Puns

I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.