I hate hard drives...
...they byte
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)