Food Pick Up Lines

Use these hilarious food pick up lines to make him or her laugh.

Food Pick Up Lines

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
I want you. I knead you.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
I think you're barbe-cute.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
I'd love to see you s'more.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
I want you for no raisin.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
You are my butter-half!
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
You are my raisin to smile.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
You make my heart skip a beet.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
You leave me Wonton more.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
I think we're mint to be!
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!