Food Pick Up Lines

Use these hilarious food pick up lines to make him or her laugh.

Food Pick Up Lines

You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
You are my butter-half!
I think we're mint to be!
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
You leave me Wonton more.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
I want you. I knead you.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
You make my heart skip a beet.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!