Food Pick Up Lines

Use these hilarious food pick up lines to make him or her laugh.

Food Pick Up Lines

Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
You're my missing ingredient.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
I think you're barbe-cute.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
I'd love to see you s'more.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
I want you. I knead you.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.