Food Pick Up Lines

Use these hilarious food pick up lines to make him or her laugh.

Food Pick Up Lines

You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Let's Taco about love.
You leave me Wonton more.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
I'd love to see you s'more.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
I think you're barbe-cute.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.