Food Pick Up Lines

Use these hilarious food pick up lines to make him or her laugh.

Food Pick Up Lines

You're the macaroni to my cheese.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
You are my raisin to smile.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
You leave me Wonton more.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
I like you cherry much.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
You're my missing ingredient.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.