Food Pick Up Lines

Use these hilarious food pick up lines to make him or her laugh.

Food Pick Up Lines

Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
You are my butter-half!
You are my raisin to smile.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
I like you cherry much.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
I want you for no raisin.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.