How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blond to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she has a grenade in her hand.
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend.
There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
Why blondes can't make Koolaid? Because they can't get 2 quarts of water in that small koolaid envelope.
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer.
A blonde and a brunette were jumping off a building. Who jumped first? The brunette. The blonde had to ask for directions...
Why do blondes take the pill? So they know what day of the week it is.
A blond loses his check book, so he goes to the bank 2 days later to report it.
Bank manager: I warned you to be careful with your check book, because anyone can forge your signature.
Man: "I'm not a fool. I already signed all the checks so there is no space to forge my signature!"
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see!"