A blond meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic.
"Everything ok with your car now?"
"Yes, thank goodness," the blond replies.
"Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?"
"Yeah, but he didn't. I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"
Why do blondes wear ponytails? To hide the valve stem!
How do you change a blonde's mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer.
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.
An blond loses his check book, so he goes to the bank 2 days later to report it.
Bank manager: I warned you to be careful with your check book, because anyone can forge your signature.
Man: "I'm not a fool. I already signed all the checks so there is no space to forge my signature!"
Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? Because she got an "F" in se*.
How do you drown a submarine full of blonds?
You knock on the door.
Why do blondes take the pill? So they know what day of the week it is.
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blond to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
Doctor: "You look exhausted."
Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."
How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.