What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer.

Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.

Why did the blonde take a camera to bed? To record what she was going to dream that night.

There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke.
One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb.
She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals.
That night when he got home he told his joke.
She says, "I'm not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me."
He thought for a moment and asked, "What is the capital of Massachusetts?"
She quickly replied, "M"!

Why did the blonde only tie one shoe? Because on the bottom it said "Taiwan" (Tie one)

A blonde goes to a soda machine.
She puts in a dollar and gets a soda.
She does this again and again.
A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long.
She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"

Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!

Why blondes can't make Koolaid? Because they can't get 2 quarts of water in that small koolaid envelope.

One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor asked her what had happened.
She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I picked up the iron instead of the phone by mistake.
"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other?"
"The bastard called again."

Why shouldn't you even think about dating the blond outfielder who got hit in the head by a baseball?
Because she's a bad catch.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.