Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Biology - It grows on you.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.