If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
You had me at ruff.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.