Animal Pick Up Lines

Hilariously cheesy pick up lines that for both men and women animal lovers.

Animal Pick Up Lines

Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.