You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.