I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.