Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
You had me at ruff.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.