If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?