Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.