I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
You had me at ruff.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!