Animal Pick Up Lines

Hilariously cheesy pick up lines that for both men and women animal lovers.

Animal Pick Up Lines

Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
You had me at ruff.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
How about we get down to monkey business?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.