Animal Pick Up Lines

Hilariously cheesy pick up lines that for both men and women animal lovers.

Animal Pick Up Lines

Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
You had me at ruff.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.