Animal Pick Up Lines

Hilariously cheesy pick up lines that for both men and women animal lovers.

Animal Pick Up Lines

Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.