Animal Pick Up Lines

Hilariously cheesy pick up lines that for both men and women animal lovers.

Animal Pick Up Lines

If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
You had me at ruff.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.