Animal Pick Up Lines

Hilariously cheesy pick up lines that for both men and women animal lovers.

Animal Pick Up Lines

Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.