Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
You had me at ruff.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.