My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
You had me at ruff.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.