You had me at ruff.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.