Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
How about we get down to monkey business?
You had me at ruff.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.