Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
You had me at ruff.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
How about we get down to monkey business?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.