If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
You had me at ruff.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
How about we get down to monkey business?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.