Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
You had me at ruff.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.