I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
You had me at ruff.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.