Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!