Pleased Jokes

How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
How do lions greet people?
"Pleased to eat you!"
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Hard to Hear An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said: "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. And do you know what?" "What?" asked the doctor. "I've changed my will three times!"
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