Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
I am a mean green machine.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
Nice pumpkins!
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
There’s no trick in these pants.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.