Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
There’s no trick in these pants.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
I wanna bob for your apples.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."