Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.