How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.