I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.