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Tape Jokes

Tennis Puns
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Blonde Jokes
How do you drown a blonde? Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
Funny Headlines
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Sports Pick Up Lines
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Duck Puns
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
Duck Tape.
Worm Puns
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
Engineering Puns
I just finished my masters in engineering with a concentration in adhesives...
Within the next year I want to publish my first book on tape.
Kangaroo Puns
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
Mummy Puns
What does a mummy use when he needs to hide? Masking tape.