Dinner Jokes

Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
They have a valenswines dinner.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?
She was hogging all the food!
What did the flirty napking say to the dinner guests?
"Let me sit on your lap"
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!