St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
You’re my lucky charm.
Beer-lieve it or not!
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Drink happy thoughts.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Irish you luck.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
The pint’s the limit.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
You're so clover!
Cutest clover in the patch.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Shake your shamrocks.
We like to paddy.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
You shamrock my world.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Just brew it!
Take off all your cloves.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
You are spud-tacular.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
He’s my pinch charming.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Dublin over in laughter.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Sips getting real.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Sip, sip, horray!
You better beer-live it!
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Get clover it, babe.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.