What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
What did the king say when he heard that the peasants were revolting? He said he agrees because they never bathe and always stink.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
Why was the king only a foot tall?
Because he was a ruler.
What do you call a drunk medieval poet?
Shakesbeer
I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
It was totally Sir Eel.
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
A freelancer.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Medieval Kings and Queens were carried by their soldiers and servants. I am not lying, they litter-ally carried that way!
Medieval scientists were known to be very arrogant and stubborn. They thought that everything revolved around them!
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
What do you call a stunt rider from the 1200's?
Medieval Knievel
The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!