Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor