In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights