Why did the T-Rex only sell hand-guns?
He was a small-arms dealer.
Two detectives interrogate a 37 year old mute man. The detectives give the man a notepad which he scribbles on for a few seconds, and hands back to them.
"I'll never talk."
What do you call a guy that hands out free kebabs to the hungry?
A Döner.
I auditioned to be a carpenter’s hand.
Nailed it.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?
Linoleum Blownapart.
I punched my monitor and now my hand really hertz.
A chemical in science class can make your hands go numb
But math will make you number.
A lady stormed off when I asked about her hand bag.
Maybe the question was to pursonal.
My mother's sister was a gamble who enjoyed poker. She would heartily add to the initial pot but fold after the first hand...
We called her Auntie Up.