What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
French people give me the crepes.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Can I be Candide with you?
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
French, French Revolution
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.