What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Can I be Candide with you?
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
French, French Revolution
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
French people give me the crepes.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.