What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
It’s a beautiful Degas!
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
French, French Revolution
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
French people give me the crepes.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
Can I be Candide with you?
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.