What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Can I be Candide with you?
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
French people give me the crepes.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.