The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!