I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.