What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
What are the two most profane bones in the human body?
The blasfemurs.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
The sound of my bones really cracks me up.
What happens when you shatter your funny bone?
You crack up.
Why do youngsters like pelvic bones so much?
Because they're hip.
Recently, my friend had his ankle bone crack.
I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
I boiled a funny bone once.
It turned into a laughing stock.
What bone does a dog not eat?
A trombone.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
Dogs can't see your bones.
But catscan.
What’s the least honest bone in the body?
The fibula.
I took my dog's bone away from him.
She was fur-rious.