Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.